varyspider: “haha, I ship the Hannibal and Sherlock fandoms soo much!!” “welcome to the superhanniwholock, Fannibals!!”
vvierd: i hate reblogging good things when no one is online because nobody gets to see my perfect reblogging skill
doodlesbytara: hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
bluebeanze: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
how to break up w/ a girl
cyberthug13: tell her you are moving to africa, then move to africa. live there for the rest of your life
lameborghini: *sends u nudes but just as a friend*
ethicalbutchering: you know once hannibal gets caught and they all realize he’s a cannibal most people are going to be super traumatized. but there will be this one person who just starts laughing hysterically because they finally got all of hannibal’s jokes
pyrex-vision: aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
ahlistenalison: true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
beavercop: 1. The meaning behind my URL 2. A picture of me 3. Why I love my bestfriend 4. Last time I cried and why 5. Piercings I have 6. Favorite Band 7. Biggest turn off(s) 8. Top 5 (insert subject) 9. Tattoos I want 10. Biggest turn on(s) 11. Age 12. Ideas of a perfect date 13. Life goal(s) 14. Piercings I want 15. Relationship status 16. Favorite movie 17. A fact about my life 18. Phobia...
wild-lion: have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
ribbonbomb: “baby” i say in reference to a character who can kill without a second thought
teenwhoops: i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live