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roastings:

“are you straight or gay?”

yes

(via swaglordsasuke)

ifuckedmadsmikkelsen:

suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

(via licensetocannibalize)